One-liners

[TonyCarter]

Ooo I had to look that up but it’s definitely got a good ring to it, like that a lot!

It's a bit gamier than 'chilli con gato'

 

[BlessedSquirrel]

It's a bit gamier than 'chilli con gato'

But both produce fine coats as a biproduct. Being green don’t you know?

 

[Tron1982]

Soooooooo ...
No one is gonna address the fact that our national Spyder disappeared ?
Did he went of tracks ?

 

[TonyCarter]

Soooooooo ...
No one is gonna address the fact that our national Spyder disappeared ?
Did he went of tracks ?

Who are we to judge if Spyder now identifies as a Sqyrrel!

 

[BlessedSquirrel]

Soooooooo ...
No one is gonna address the fact that our national Spyder disappeared ?
Did he went of tracks ?

The railway collapsed

 

[Martinr36]

Thought I'd be best standing in the shade

 

[Tron1982]

this message is sponsored by the French Gastronomy :

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[BlessedSquirrel]

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[Nat9320]

Did you know that the Magnificent Seven once filmed an aftershave commercial at Liverpool football ground?


Actually, only six of them took part because Yul never wore cologne.

 

[Martinr36]

Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in New York. 🛠️✈️

One day, the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”
Pete replied, “Me too. You know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. Wanna try it?”

So, they pour a couple of glasses of high-octane goodness… and get completely smashed. 🍻💥

The next morning, Dave wakes up and feels surprisingly amazing - no hangover, no side effects, nothing!

Then the phone rings. It’s Pete.

Pete: “Hey man, how do you feel this morning?”
Dave: “I feel great! How about you?”
Pete: “Same! That jet fuel is brilliant stuff - no hangover at all! We should do this more often.”
Dave: “Absolutely. Best idea ever.”
Pete: “Yeah… but just one thing…”
Dave: “What’s that?”
Pete: “Have you farted yet?”
Dave: “No, why?”
Pete: “DON’T. I’m in Canada.” 💨🇨🇦😂

 

[Martinr36]

 

[TonyCarter]

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here for answer!

 

[Martinr36]

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here for answer!

Make him the president of the United States 😂😂😂

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Paul1964]

 

[TonyCarter]

At one design agency I worked at, all my finalised PDF documents were protected by the same password…“myvoiceismypasswordverifyme”.

 

[BlessedSquirrel]

At one design agency I worked at, all my finalised PDF documents were protected by the same password…“myvoiceismypasswordverifyme”.

OMG, what a great film!!!

 

[Tron1982]

It does make sense XD