One-liners
- Thread starter AgentCooper
- Start date
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
I have a similar one, but mine has no hands at all.....
Martinr36
MOST VALUED CONTRIBUTOR
The deluxe version then... 😂😂😂👍
Mine just shows the holiday seasons. After all what else does a retired person need.
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
… Haribo. Everyone needs Haribo
TonyCarter
VALUED CONTRIBUTOR
I bring back a bag of every Haribo I can find whenever I'm in Germany. It's usually 30-40 different ones as they often have their own aisle.
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
YES! That’s the way it should be! I may start a picket line at my local sainsburies to demand a Haribo section!
Martinr36
MOST VALUED CONTRIBUTOR
We have quite a good selection in the Tesco that I work at
TonyCarter
VALUED CONTRIBUTOR
Martinr36
MOST VALUED CONTRIBUTOR
Now that's a Haribo selection
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
I'll be away tomorrow. I seem to have been accidentally joined to a WhatsApp group for something called a Blue Origin intergalactic space mission. It only takes 11 minutes apparently. Is that because of that relatavistic time dilation thingamabob? Oh and I'll be with a bunch of utterly pointless female celebrities it seems. I've never heard of any of them though. Oh, one might have been called Katie Price but I'm not sure I heard that right. I'll report back on how my inspirational, ground-breaking, (almost) all-female space mission goes. Are you excited for me?
TonyCarter
VALUED CONTRIBUTOR
It's a trap.
They just want you to live diagnose the BSODs they've been seeing at 100KM!
Martinr36
MOST VALUED CONTRIBUTOR
Only in ipswich I swear!! 🤬 I have just been to the shell garage for petrol and I've seen 2 police were watching a woman who was smoking while filling her car up. I thought, is she stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there?! 😓. I minded my own business put 30 quid in and went inside to pay. As I was paying I heard the crazy bitch screaming!! I’m talking violent death screams! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!!!! She was swinging her arm, running around. I ran outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and put her in the police car. I was a bit shocked, couldn't believe they arrested her, surely she ought to be in an ambulance, not a police car? Me being nosey as I am, I asked the policeman what they were arresting her for.. He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!
Now I want to know who actually read this to the end.. If you did, copy and paste this to see who believes you! 😂😂🤣🤣
Now I want to know who actually read this to the end.. If you did, copy and paste this to see who believes you! 😂😂🤣🤣
