One-liners

[Homer J]

 

[TonyCarter]

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Media would have you believe that all men are misogynists, rapists, murderers (or all three) and that ‘no’ means ‘no‘…not ‘yes’, ‘maybe’, or ‘try again later’.

 

[Nat9320]

We’ve been taught that all men are misogynists, rapists, murderers (or all three) and that ‘no’ means ‘no‘…not ‘yes’, ‘maybe’, or ‘try again later’.

Seriously - a very sad world.

 

[ubuysa]

Seriously - a very sad world.

I'm not so sure. Looking back on my youth, which was, I'll admit, a very long time ago, we knew the difference between a girl saying no to asking her for a drink and saying no when you were trying to put your hand up her skirt.

Context is everything.

 

[Homer J]

 

[BlessedSquirrel]

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So you're saying I have no life and am mentally unstable????

Ah, yes actually, that's absolutely spot on actually, bravo!

 

[Homer J]

So you're saying I have no life and am mentally unstable????

Ah, yes actually, that's absolutely spot on actually, bravo!

You don't use temple os do you? So it's just the no life bit 👍

 

[Homer J]

 

[BlessedSquirrel]

You don't use temple os do you? So it's just the no life bit 👍

Oh, damn, that’s where it falls over as I’m definitely mentally unstable.

 

[Homer J]

Oh, damn, that’s where it falls over as I’m definitely mentally unstable.

I'm talking to a Spyder so 🤷‍♂️🕷️🕸️💫

 

[Homer J]

 

[Homer J]

 

[Homer J]

 

[Martinr36]

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Nothing new there there then

 

[Homer J]

Nothing new there there then

Ya love me really 👍

 

[ubuysa]

Oh, damn, that’s where it falls over as I’m definitely mentally unstable.

Instability is the norm if you ask me. The only thing that's stable at this time of year is where Jesus was born!

 

[Homer J]

 

[Homer J]

 

[Homer J]

 

[ubuysa]

May I be the first on this thread to wish everyone many felicitations on the pending commencement of another orbit of our local star! 🍾