One-liners

[Homer J]

 

[Martinr36]

Just bought my first cap at 64

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[AgentCooper]

Just bought my first cap at 64



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And you wear it well, you sexy beast 👍

Is that a lovely little log burning fireplace I see in the background there?

 

[Martinr36]

And you wear it well, you sexy beast 👍

Is that a lovely little log burning fireplace I see in the background there?

Cheers @AgentCooper , yea log burner in the background, its in a coffee shop at Tittesworth reservoir up in cheshire

 

[AgentCooper]

Cheers @AgentCooper , yea log burner in the background, its in a coffee shop at Tittesworth reservoir up in cheshire

Lovely stuff. I may roast my chestnuts there at some point, should they get a little chilly.

 

[ubuysa]

Just bought my first cap at 64



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I bought my first cap at 70 (whilst visiting family in Evesham).

 

[davhun]

Dad with the cap and me with the computer 1938/9. Sorry about the quality but it was a long time ago.

 

[ubuysa]

Dad with the cap and me with the computer 1938/9. Sorry about the quality but it was a long time ago.

Is that an early Amstrad?

 

[Martinr36]

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Nice one, suits you👍

 

[AgentCooper]

Just bought my first cap at 64



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I bought my first cap at 70 (whilst visiting family in Evesham).View attachment 35925

I don’t know why you lads have waited so long to get your first flat caps, they’re standard issue in Lancashire. On your fourteenth birthday you get a Lynx shower gel and deodorant gift set, a giant Sports Direct mug and a flat cap.

 

[BlessedSquirrel]

My bad boy.

 

[Tron1982]

I'm already outside

 

[davhun]

My bad boy.

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Your toes are blue with cold (the added toe has dropped off)

 

[Tron1982]

I do like cuteness

 

[Martinr36]

 

[AgentCooper]

A man calls the RSPCA and tells them that he’s just found a dog and two puppies in a suitcase whilst out for a walk.

The man from the RSPCA says, ‘That doesn’t sound good, are they moving?’

The bloke replies, ‘I’m not sure… but that would explain the suitcase’

 

[ubuysa]

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

 

[Martinr36]

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

[ubuysa]

Nah, a farmer is a man outstanding in his field.

 

[Tron1982]