One-liners

[Tron1982]

This is one for the 40 somethings

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YOU MONSTER !

 

[Homer J]

YOU MONSTER !

 

[Salmon Fisher]

‘‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Nothing was stirring, not even a mouse…”

I should have bought a carbon monoxide alarm.

 

[Homer J]

 

[Homer J]

 

[Homer J]

 

[BlessedSquirrel]

 

[Homer J]

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well not surprising when listing every vinyl title for `1999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999992 records,

 

[BlessedSquirrel]

well not surprising when listing every vinyl title for `1999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999992 records,

No one else will listen to it!

 

[BlessedSquirrel]

 

[Homer J]

No one else will listen to it!

i was about to say homer will, then the interwebs showed me this

But while being bored once in a while won't kill you, research has indicated that long-term boredom may increase your risk for a premature death

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Homer J]

 

[Homer J]

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bit of a ruff situation

 

[BlessedSquirrel]

 

[Homer J]

 

[Homer J]

 

[davhun]

Now where do I start ........

 

[Homer J]

 

[Homer J]