One-liners

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price of ink they will have to be white

 

[ubuysa]

 

[Martinr36]

 

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[Martinr36]

Love these, sold at one of our shop farm shops

 

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check out the bottle and notice if you see anything funny

Bunsters Black Label 16/10 Hot Sauce

What do you do when you create the world’s most delicious hot sauce phenomenon and people complain that it’s not hot enough? You double down on the scorpion chilli. That’s what we did. The same amazing Shit the Bed recipe but with twice the Scorpion Chilli so it will silence even the loudest...

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[SpyderTracks]

check out the bottle and notice if you see anything funny

Bunsters Black Label 16/10 Hot Sauce

What do you do when you create the world’s most delicious hot sauce phenomenon and people complain that it’s not hot enough? You double down on the scorpion chilli. That’s what we did. The same amazing Shit the Bed recipe but with twice the Scorpion Chilli so it will silence even the loudest...

unitedsauces.com

I'm sure it's very accurate, it's nice when product managers tell it how it is

 

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I'm sure it's very accurate, it's nice when product managers tell it how it is

homer would prefer that, doctor walks in "yeah you have 4 years to live and look like a smurf" great fun

 

[ubuysa]

After close examination of the bottle I believe I've spotted it...

There is a possessive apostrophe missing from Bunsters, it should be Bunster's. Unless of course the family name is Bunsters....

I also solved the maths puzzle on there too. 16/10 is 1.6. Clever huh?

There is also an inaccuracy in the volume stated on the bottle. Assuming we're talking about US fluid ounces, then 8 fl oz is actually 236.5882365 mL. Consumers need to be fully informed I think, don't you?

Apart from the above it looks like a perfectly acceptable bottle of hot sauce to me. Am I missing something?

 

[ubuysa]

A geology joke...

 

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[Tron1982]

 

[ubuysa]

Interesting fact #23:
The swimming pool on the Titanic is still full of water....

 

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[TonyCarter]

You don't seem worried about the parrot's mental wellbeing after meeting the first talking monkey?

 

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I've been reading 'Lord Of The Rings' and apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life... Must be the same ring I put on when I got married...