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  1. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST Help an old fart catch up.....

    I applaud the clever segue from old farts to hot sauce. 🤗
  2. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    I'm not so sure. Looking back on my youth, which was, I'll admit, a very long time ago, we knew the difference between a girl saying no to asking her for a drink and saying no when you were trying to put your hand up her skirt. Context is everything.
  3. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST Help an old fart catch up.....

    My dear friend, it's always a pleasure to debate the deepest scientific mysteries with you. Your confirmed adherence to scientific rigour has prompted me to nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for your explanation of the longevity (or otherwise) of an old fart in a plastic bag. Cutting...
  4. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST Help an old fart catch up.....

    Wrong? That's a bit strong dont you think? In any case, that's hardly a properly conducted double-blind trial, so the results must be questionable. Furthermore, you claim to have smelled your own fart, a smell with which you have become intimately familiar over the decades, and that renders...
  5. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST Help an old fart catch up.....

    Oh my dear Sir, the molecules in a fart are small enough to pass through the, much larger, long-chain petrochemical molecules in the plastic bag. I am afraid that your bag of old fart is, in fact, a bag of nothing more than fresh air. BTW. I've found the part-used bottle of Amaretto and I'm...
  6. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST Help an old fart catch up.....

    Ummm, since a fart consists mostly of volatile molecules that quickly dissappear, the concept of an old fart is somewhat ambiguous. In essence an old fart is an impossibility, at least as a coherent gaseous entity, and so those respondents here are talking to thin air. Now, if you'd said 'new...
  7. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST One-liners

  8. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    I want to take ours down but my Admiral won't allow it. Apparently they 'look nice'......:rolleyes:
  9. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST sticky laptop

    It's not wise, or nice, to say hogwash to anyone one here who is trying to help you. You can say 'thank you, but that's not it' but we're never rude, and especially not to @SpyderTracks who has helped more people on here that you can count. If it's the 'rubberised' surfaces that have become...
  10. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    Just be grateful that Elongated Muskrat cannot ever be president.....
  11. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    I bet it was a real problem for Joseph and Mary. Imagine trying to buy last minute baby care items in the middle of a holiday! And yes, that was posted on Christmas morning. I'm online to the many forums I help out on, checking whether anyone's Christmas PC present is playing up. All good so...
  12. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST One-liners

  13. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    Oh that will cheer the little lad up.... :ROFLMAO:
  14. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST Is My CPU Bottlenecking My Setup (16" Defiance)? Advice on Overclocking/Performance Boost?

    Chills always run down my spine when I hear or read things like this.
  15. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST Virus Found.

    No, they need to learn how to properly use the equipment that they have - especially if they have gone to the trouble and expense of specing up a custom build. They also need to follow a few simple rules... If you don't know what you're doing then leave things alone. Windows works just fine out...
  16. ubuysa

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  17. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST RAM Upgrade

    Don't feel bad, I had to check...
  18. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST Recent Windows 11 Update damages audio - Low volumes

    Thanks for the feedback. (y)
  19. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST Virus Found.

    Wintoy is NOT a Microsoft app, it's author is someone called Bogdan Pătrăucean - whoever he is. It's yet another 'magic bullet' that claims to make your PC faster/safer/cleaner and which is just more unnecessary snake oil. It has no place on a properly managed Windows system IMO. PC Manager is...
  20. ubuysa

    PCSPECIALIST Possible RAM issue?

    If that CLOCK_WATCHDOG_TIMEOUT BSOD happened after you did the clean install then upload the file C:\Windows\Memory.dmp to the cloud with a link to it here.
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